My 120 Best UD Moments:
(in no particular order)
Aaron’s Ghostrider to Windsor and "You Do Not Understand the Laws of My Land."
Saunders getting kicked out of every building in Windsor
The Snow Bar- Can’t walk a tenth of a mile to class, but can drive 20 miles for kegs
The "Jimmy Ray Miller" Fiasco and the Emergency House on Obell- enough said
Campus South 5E
The 404 – the house of revolving roommates
Seeing Swabbits and missing being tear gased at OSU
Any night drinking w/ Mike Dickson- the best roommate ever
Owen and Saunders coming every weekend Freshman yr
TKE attic – now that’s a party house
Joe’s Crab Shack Karaoke and the fake ID’s from all 50 states
Cheetah Arrrr – no stop it now… MIR
Pissing off Jordan by turning Mike’s sub up all the way
Media passes for every Flyer game
BOMBS
Nick’s performance on his 21st B-day – good job buddy try make til 12 next time
Marcus and Ben teaching Mike and I the Booty Call in the hallway
King and Sas living next door
Doug Stewart – great RA and one helluva partier
UD Overtime – I have no business ever being in front of a camera ever again
U R Dating- Pat v. Owen – off course I’m gonna win
The game show I hosted with Michelle that was so bad it never made it to air
2002 Ghetto House of Year thanks to UD Cribs episode
Katie Simon promising to have all 13 of my children – easy there Katie
Katie Signs – aka K HART she still wants to marry me
Stuart Snack Bar- Saturday morning shift, hung over every time
Intramural Officiating – refereeing flag football for $6 an hour in 20 degree weather and getting bitched at- definitely not worth all the loot they were paying me
Covering the NCAA tourney in Spokane – fuck Spokane never mind…Flyers tanked that one
Daiquiris and Doughnuts and Homecoming 2000
Marycrest breakfast on the weekends
The Champ and the Killer
Emily’s ER visit – courtesy of the 404 bar
Lisa P saying she would do anything for a lai
Red Scare’s Hawaiian Night @ the 404 – possibly our best party ever
Any weekend the first month @ the 404 – party every night, lots of randoms
The Derby – use sunscreen I promise it’s a good idea
Daytona – what happens in Daytona, stays in Daytona..THALTY..shut up already
Megan and Sarah – my UD little sisters and Sunday dinners
Trev’s 21st B-Day @ the 404 and my 7 hr visit to the ER
The Dirty Bear – classic dance
Popham knowing EPP on campus
DAMN U TREBEK!! and Christy’s b-day celebrations at the hotel in C-Falls and then at the Boot for her 21st!!
Cabrewing and Summer 2002 @ UD – B Dubs on Tuesday nights
Hello this Howard Stern WNNNNNNBC……
The Crazy Old Woman talking about Sex on TV
Whhaaaaaaats Happenin’???
Erin and Katie always together Soph yr
Dave Concert 2000 C-Bus – so drunk I could barely stand
John Mayer Concert w/ Lisa P
Stuart Hill sledding @ 3 am
Q) What is w/ the stamps on your hands? A)We just went to go visit our Moms at work Q) Where do your Moms work? A) The Living Room, can we sleep here tonight?
-WOW TOWNIES!!
Roadies to Penn State and Ohio State...always a good time!!!
FUUUUCK YOU!!!
Picking Nick off the waiting list ‘cause Stuss has a hard-on for IU
I can’t feel my teeth any more – That’s ‘cause your drunk Colleen
I can’t drink I have a liver problem – I can tell its sure stopping you now, LUSH!!
Colleen I’d like for you to meet….damn it stop making out w/ random high school guy
There seems to be a theme in this house – thanks Dad I didn’t notice
Man, don’t ever let Petey the dog back on our couch
Ashley the three week roommate that I never saw
Dana my Physics Lab partner. I think every Friday @ 9am we were hung over, but at least I didn't have to get up to lift at 6am
Accounting blocking studying w/ Sarah Worthington – I think we shot the shit more then we studied
Q) Who do you know here? A) Mike Dickson –Your clueless get the fuck out
Dave’s acquisition of the B-Dubs rug and the Captain
3 Meyer v. 5 Meyer War – they cooked shit in our microwave, I think they won
Nick who is that? That’s DAAAAAANA
Nate Pool and the Fog Dog
Finding the stolen keg in the basement and drinking $50 in free beer on St. Patty’s Day
Finding the stolen tiki torches only to have them broken in half 2 weeks later
The 9 hole on Leslie’s B-day- I think I did an 18 hole.. one of the drunkest nights of my life
Squirrels in the wall – I hope they died
Stuss the Betty Crocker of the 404
Microwave demolition night
Lowes Fest – we can party whenever the fuck we want
Fuck the Russian Sloots
Almost getting Toph and Andrea thrown out of their apartment on the UK roadie for Toph's B-day
Meeting Aftan randomly after she came to our house to compliment us on our tiki torches
Laura’s 21st B-Day – Sober Pat the DD sucked…why did I give up alcohol for lent?
Mumma’s visits and Sean’s pathetic attempt to drink like a college kid
Quarters @ the Hills w/ Dave, Katie, and Molly – I think they took advantage of me
The Hills w/ Donneta and sky diving that never happened
Todd and Laurie paying for me to get into Tim’s by myself – Well from what I remember
Father/Son Flip Cup on Parent’s Weekend and Katie’s Wild 21st @ Tim’s
Jamie getting us busted for a curfew violation freshman yr
George on Kiefaber and the 1st night in the ghetto
Can ya help me with this here right quick?
O.A.R. concert w/ Tommy in the 'Nati and getting my ID taken
Mike trying to take on the whole baseball team after hearing something about his sister from the porch
There are a lot of in-class points so you probably won’t have to sleep with me for a grade – My crazy economics prof. Barbara John to the class
9 am calculus class 4 days a week 1st semester freshman year – yeah that never happened again
UD’s sucky wireless internet
Mike watching Fast and Furious on his computer EVERY DAY!!
Do not enter unless you have beer – you can’t steal it, its super-glued to the door
The Heisman Trophy up in 5E
King dancing with Dana’s mom – oh wow
Mike bonging 151 – ooopppsss well at least mike’s upchuck reflexes are good
Friday lunches w/ Emily
My embarrassing picture – yeah u know the one…burn it
Party Bowls of Everclear and Kool-aid
Who ever told you Saki is good is a damned dirty liar
Losing $100 Canadian in approximately 8 minutes @ the Blackjack table – Long Island Iced Tea @ the Casino Windsor bar was my best investment of the night
Jeff's numerous money making schemes including us moving to Vegas and learning how to count cards
"The Elaine Dance" - apparently the only public performance was at the 404 - thanks to kim, katie, and liz!!!
Toph's numerous and immensely entertaining home movies and stories
Getting left behind at Senior Salute
Halloweens as Fat Pat the Referee and the color blind, fashion impaired golfer (smoke machine included)
Prof. Fink, my eccentric accounting prof, posting a picture in his office of me passed out underneath my accounting book...still not sure why he did that
The idiot guys who tried to steal the Captain after Beth and Chrissy's B-day party and the near ass beating they almost got when jeff saw them trying to return the Captain 'cause it was too damn heavy for them to carry
Wendy's runs @ 3 AM
Question to Emily: You guys actually call her little Katie? A.) oh yeah Q.) does she actually like you calling her that? A.) Sure, it helps when you hang out with three Katies to have a distinguishing feature.. definitely gonna miss partying w/ you too katie!!!
Jackie and random IMs
The 404 Golf Championship - needless to say I wasn't at the top of the leader board
Wallaby's and Wack Dad hooking us up - watch out for the on ramp
Dave Concert in the 'Nati w/ the Bear, Christy, and Heather
"Nothing Good Happens after 12 AM" -Trev
Judging the freshman as they trek down to Tim's for the first time...herding is always a give away
Keg Tossing @ 2AM, make sure there aren't cops watching you though....Where did Jeff go???
Jeff convincing Nick and I to go to the John Mellencamp concert at the last minute and getting floors seats for $20
D-A-Y-T-O-N-F-L-Y-E-R-S, DAYTON FLYERS...GO UD!!!